Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 24, 2014

Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

Eric

Eric is some short person, usually with big ears and a small head. Ive seen it all
He just stalks girls online and in real life.
Hes really desperate to hang out with people and will even ignore his friends to get used by a girl.
To be presise, they mainly tend to look like goblins

"Atleast im not eric"
"Stop bieng an eric man, little creep"
"Eric you little goblin"

by Mr.Clarker July 23, 2016

Eric

Eric's are so cool to hang around.

E: Entertaining, if you ever find an Eric he will ALWAYS be entertaining.
R: Reasonable, most Eric's will be reasonable when they talk to you.
I: Intelligent, They are soo smart!!
C: Comfortable, they are so comfortable to be around.

Once you lay an eye on Eric you will absolutely love him! ❤ Of you find an Eric make sure to keep him close!!

Person: OMG!! ERIC IS SOOO FINEEEE
Person 2: IKR!!
ERIC: Smiles

by Blackwidow2018 February 4, 2018

ERIC

Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.

Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric

by Dat Nigger Faggot 69 November 9, 2017

Eric

A guy that is annoying and plays videogames all the time also has a really small penis

Eric is so mean.

by Thetruthhteller11 April 20, 2018

Eric

Man with a small penis

He must be an Eric

by Urmumgae47 January 4, 2018