Eric

A loser noodle. A pale-ass bitch who never tries to salvage relationships and would rather give up than fight while making empty promises along the way. If you meet an Eric, good luck because he's just gonna fuckin lie to you and lure you into a false sense of security and domestic happiness before you realize he's never actually going to try and do anything in his life and will rely on you forever.

"Eric, please get a job"

by Theawkwardgabe October 19, 2019

Eric

A dumb fucking idiot who just sits around being fat and smoking weed

"have u met Eric"
"no I haven't"
"good he's a fucking idiot"

by Blockkid April 1, 2019

Eric

The cutest guy you will ever meet he’s athletic and king but most importantly loyal.

So last night Eric told me he liked me.

by Sammy😘 November 11, 2018

Eric

The better version of Erik.

Dude: Hi Eric
Eric: Hi dude

by Erickattan December 15, 2018

Eric

Eric is an amazing person that you should get to know. He is sweet and funny. Sometimes he can be pretty fuckin stupid but hey, it’s all good cause you still love him no matter what.

guy 1: dude why does eric get all the girls
guy 2: ikr, i wish i was him

by bitch 34 January 13, 2019

Eric

Greasy head, long fingers, long body, looks like a booty hole, smells like a dumpster, gayer than the moon, buys makeup,rapist and chronic toes.

Omg there's Eric the long fingered boy!

by Nancy Mcclelland February 26, 2018

Eric

The most stupid person ever dont be an eric

This person must have shrek fan fiction must be an eric

by Movie 27du November 29, 2017