A deviant sexual act involving two males and one female. One male inserts his member into the female's oral cavity, while the other male takes her up the poop. The female simultaneously rotates her arms and legs vigorously in a futile attempt to pedal away.
"Yo bro, let's see if Savannah (or any female name) will let us give her the old English Bicycle."
or
"Me and Peter (or any male name) just English Bicycled the tits off that Mexican chick."
or
"Me and Peter (or any male name) just English Bicycled the tits off that Mexican chick."
by StephenGlandsberg69 April 21, 2009
Get the English Bicyclemug. A nasty bitch who purposefully gets pregnant to wag school and smoke blunts while students have to deal with a cunt of a relief teacher for months.
"Jesus, Mrs. Stevenson is such an English Teacher, What A Nasty Bitch" "IKR, I Heard She A Prossie Downtown for the state housing gang"
by Captain Fuck Knuckle August 18, 2022
Get the English Teachermug. 
by KayJ May 19, 2008
Get the English Cookiemug. When you have an icecube in your mouth it is very hard to talk properly. For example, when you've just put it in, it is virtually impossible to pronounce any consonants, making you vocally inept. However, as it melts in your mouth you slowly regain your power of voice. This is all known as icecube english. It continues for a short while after its fully melted as well.
"I drank a pint of coke in a glass full of ice, then ate the ice afterwards. I had a bad case of icecube english for at least two hours."
by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2005
Get the icecube englishmug. by LeBain December 4, 2007
Get the english kissmug. by BanginShorty4 August 13, 2006
Get the old englishmug.