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by elliotwestcott666 February 22, 2020
Get the Elliot mug.A tragicomical specimen of Homo dumbassicus, characterized by an unparalleled deficiency in cognitive function and an evolutionary regression to single-celled decision-making. Often observed exhibiting behaviors such as chronic incompetence, a baffling lack of self-awareness, and an insatiable urge to be a perpetual bitchicus irritans (24/7 subspecies).
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
Scientific Breakdown:
IQ Levels: Fluctuates between "forgot how to breathe" and "why is my name Elliot?"
Brain Activity: Scans reveal a desolate wasteland, occasionally lit by the faint flicker of a dying neuron screaming for help.
Social Impact: Known to induce facepalmitis in nearby humans, a condition where observers suffer repetitive strain injuries from excessive palm-to-forehead contact.
Evolutionary Role: Serves as a cautionary tale for natural selection, proving that some organisms thrive despite a near-total absence of adaptive traits.
Etymology: Derived from the ancient term "El-liot," meaning "Oops, my parents must’ve hated me."
Usage:
"Wow, you just spilled coffee on your laptop and tried to blame gravity? Stop being such an Elliot."
"I asked for one competent coworker, and HR sent me an Elliot. Thanks, I hate it."
Related Terms:
Elliot Syndrome (n.) – A rare disorder where the sufferer believes they are functioning members of society despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Elliotic Behavior (n.) – Any action so profoundly stupid it causes bystanders to question the fabric of reality.
"Bro tried to microwave his phone to 'charge it faster'—total Elliot move."
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
(adj.) – Describing any action so profoundly dumb it loops back to being impressive in its sheer idiocy.
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Get the Ellioting mug.Elliot is a modern cowboy. He is kind and caring but will check you when needed. He is prone to sleeping like a dying Victorian child. He randomly drops insane lore time, you'll never know it all. He drives like a fucking crazy person but best bet you are getting where you need to go on time. He will never realize how cool he really is. Sometimes the inner angry grandpa pops out but it's always entertaining. Never point someone out in public to an Elliot he will whip his lil head around and give them the fattest blue eye stare, so BE WARNED.
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