Eli

A fat vampire like creature that takes the form of humans in order to get closer to their pet cats whom Eli sucks venom from. The Eli usually takes the form of an average kid who constantly tries to flex how much he goes to gold’s gym.

Dude your such an Eli get away from my cat!

by DashCash December 20, 2019

Eli

I know this one guy named Eli. And let me tell you, he is the worst person EVER. He doesn't believe in vaccines or covid, he constantly takes off his mask indoors, and he is really dumb. Im sorry to every single Eli. Elis are really cool so im sorry from the bottom of my heart.

P.S.
He picks his nose too.

Person 1: "I love most Elis, but this one is no no"
Person 2: "yeah..."

by Luciana1234 March 9, 2022

Elis

A boy who thinks he is tough by bullying smaller kids.
An Elis likes to insult other people for amusement but hates it when people insult him and gets passed all the time.
Most Elis's are rich foggotts that try to impress girls by bullying.

That bastard he is being such an Elis.

by Happylaxus123 October 24, 2018

Eli

Eli is a little annoying shot you never want to get friends with because he never shuts up

Hey look it's Eli, he's an annoying shit

by Notcoolkid101 November 12, 2019

Eli

A guy who will always have your back and is very loving and kind. He will always make you laugh when you are sad and hold you when you cry no matter what. He's usually a stoner that rides a skateboard and is a little protective. He has a one track mind and gets passionate about subjects he cares about to the point where it gets annoying. He is the kind of guy you don't wanna live without.

FRIEND: why are you so happy
GIRL: I was just talking to Eli

by i_like_dick_2000 December 6, 2018

Eli

total doucher, you meet the guy, he wears his hat so low, calling it “tilt” so far that he cannot see. he tries to put “-ski” after every word. plays hockey but sucks dick at it. thinks he gets girls but doesnt. somehow has a massive horse cock. if you meet a guy like this he’s an eli. total doucher.

Wow that Eli is such a douche!

by DrewFucksGirls May 23, 2018

Eli

The giant thing sucking your dick.

You little shit there is an Eli on you!

by 123 as easy as dick November 16, 2019