evan is one of the biggest greasiest simps known to man. he will leave you for the wife all the time. he’s known for face timing his girlfriend while playing cod with the boys. he likes weird videos about old men spanking their cock. he’s a very special individual, but if you ever have a friend named evan. just make sure you don’t get him a girlfriend cause you will never see him again.
by sillywillybilly May 30, 2020
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by guy#3 October 31, 2023
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by James08 November 2, 2019
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Get the Evan mug.He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
by feuves January 23, 2022
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