A tall, handsome, dreamy looking... but is actually a jerk who lost his virginity at 13. All he has is a cheap ass vape and tells everyone that he smokes weed and gets drunk every night.
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You like him but he has done to many things to make your friends hate him so can't date
You: omg evan just told me that he likes me! hes so hot
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
Friend: NO you cant hes like a drug dealer or somthing and hes beef jerky without the beef.
You: your right (silently dies inside)
by Thatsonekid666 January 19, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is good at all sports. He is also so good looking that all the girls present think he is handsome and at least one guy. Evan has a long shlong and gets all the pussy.
Evan is amazing at basketball
by Urmomswanga October 21, 2017
Get the Evanmug. by ehsoapsdhdhdhdbbdn October 31, 2017
Get the Evanmug. Me(Someone ugly and dumb as fuck); Sometimes a great person who everyone likes; Sometimes extremely intelligent;
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks
Somebody with a fucking amazing reputation; A guy who is fucking OBSESSED with looks
by skskskskandioopsistersevanugly November 3, 2019
Get the Evanmug. He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
by feuves January 23, 2022
Get the Evanmug. by bossman7477 July 23, 2018
Get the Evanmug. Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p
by Evrick June 6, 2019
Get the Evanmug.