Eric

1. A man who will never appreciate you and will only keep you around to satisfy his own selfish needs.

2. A man who loves himself above all others; an extremely self centered person.

Don't go out with him he's an Eric.

by dorkissmaximus May 22, 2014

Eric

A man who is albino and likes to play soccer. He often touches his friends and fondle his pets.

Eric is has no penis

by Yfugigigud January 24, 2014

eric

usually married to emily's

horrible at relationships
never talk
usually has blonde hair
obviously has blue eyes
gigantic forehead

wow must be a eric and emily if their relationship is that bad

by bobmarley69 April 6, 2016

Eric

Eric's are so cool to hang around.

E: Entertaining, if you ever find an Eric he will ALWAYS be entertaining.
R: Reasonable, most Eric's will be reasonable when they talk to you.
I: Intelligent, They are soo smart!!
C: Comfortable, they are so comfortable to be around.

Once you lay an eye on Eric you will absolutely love him! ❤ Of you find an Eric make sure to keep him close!!

Person: OMG!! ERIC IS SOOO FINEEEE
Person 2: IKR!!
ERIC: Smiles

by Blackwidow2018 February 4, 2018

ERIC

Eric is a mentally retard person with a gay high pitch voice, that has scrawny glasses and is a little midget faggot. He likes to spend his time sucking dick and getting it from behind from his boyfriend Macro. Last he always wears blue cloths because he is a poor as person.

Why you such a Eric.
Stop being a Eric

by Dat Nigger Faggot 69 November 9, 2017

Eric

Man with a small penis

He must be an Eric

by Urmumgae47 January 4, 2018

Eric

A guy who is really tech savvy and knows a lot about electronics. He likes Apple and hates Android. He can be really nice at times but can be a jerk at other times. He is funny and can always make you laugh.

Ugh! My laptop is acting up. Maybe Eric can fix it.

by Out_in_Neverland24 June 1, 2015