email riptide

The effect large amounts of daily junk emails have over time as they drown out important emails, morph to defy spam filters, and ultimately lead to isolation of the recipient because they can't seem to communicate.

Email riptide was a major cause of their breakup but she just thought he ignored her emails because he didn't care about her.

by whatsthatagain May 30, 2023

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient)

An algorithm that determins the efficientcy of an email sent by one person to one or more recipients with no body text but just a subject line. AN efficient email will be no higher than 1000. This calculation is as follows

EMEF = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

Email Efficiency = Subject line count + (Number of recipients * subject line count)/ the percentage of people that read the email

EMEF (Email Efficiency Quotient) = ((SU + (REC*SU)) * .75)

So for your subject line of approximately 50 characters sent to 33 recipients would be (50 + (33*50)) * .75 = 1275.

by EOMGuy September 03, 2009

Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.

Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.

by Don's Johnson August 09, 2012

Email Me

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.

AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....

by Sable Rabbit December 06, 2021