A type of guy that you always want but can never have. He has beautiful blue eyes and a perfect nose and the most kissable lips you’ve ever seen. He's the perfect guy and the only guy who’s real with you. He’s so nice to you and cares about you but you’ll just never be more than an outlet for him. You really like him and you want a future with him but he only sees you as a friend and nothing more.
by Justagirlwithopinionsonpeople January 19, 2024
Bob "Your in a bad mood, Whats up?"
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
John"I had a Rusty Easter"
Bob"Well that's what you get for dating that fecal freak you call your girlfriend."
by Woodstock shit storm June 17, 2013
《7.9.7.6.》The Word "'Solliloquoy'" Is An Easter Egg For The Word Kidnap<Key Important Document Minus Naps>《.7.9.7.6.》
《7.9.7.6.》The Word "'Solliloquoy'" Is An Easter Egg For The Word Kidnap<Key Important Document Minus Naps>《.7.9.7.6.》
by 3.4.3.ArehimorylulA.3.4.3 May 05, 2025
by Baller7264RN May 09, 2017
When it’s Easter Sunday, and you take the grass filling and the golden egg out of the basket and put it on your vagina, and wam! Now you have a beautiful colorful Easter bush
by Easter Bush April 05, 2021
Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 April 22, 2011
The ten pounds you gain on Easter from eating all the foods you gave up for Lent (and haven't been able to eat for weeks!) Usually get by eating overexcessive amounts of fatty foods.
Tom: Dude, I gained the Easter Ten!
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
Jerry: I know! If I gave up ice cream for Lent, I would definently eat 3 cartons on Easter too.
by NOWFATTY April 12, 2009