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Dustin

Dustin will be the love of your life. He’s funny, goofy, reserved, and yet outgoing. He isn’t afraid to laugh at himself or call you on the phone. He also has a soothing voice. He’s shorter than most people- hence his nickname “Hobbit”, but he’s sexy, scruffy and you’ll want to touch his butt. Dustin likes to cuddle, so if you’re ever on a road trip, make sure you share a bed. He’s also very creative. He won’t tell you how he feels about you, but he knows how to make you feel better.. just by being with him. My favorite things about Dustin are how well he gets along with everyone. It’s almost as if you’re his best friend as soon as you meet him, and I also love that he doesn’t judge you. He’s be there with you to try new things and enjoy life, and even if you’re an idiot or miss him sometimes and lose your cool, he doesn’t hold it against you. He also has an absolute perfect penis. He deserves the best things, makes the best friend, and even though it can he hard to keep your feelings to yourself, he still makes you melt. If you find a Dustin, don’t take forever to tell him how much you love him… but find your own Dustin, ‘cause this one is mine. Seriously, I’ll fuck you up.
Partner: I love you, Nutsack.
Dustin: Ghey.
Partner: For you, always.
by thumpaio April 5, 2024
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Dustin my pork chop

When you hock a lougie in your girls mouth, spits it on your dick and jacks you off or fucks you.
She's gonna be 'Dustin my pork chop later.
Dustin this pork chop.
by Phsycobob5150 July 22, 2022
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Dustin LeBlanc

A very sweet, intelligent and good looking human being. Can be a little sarcastic sometimes and loves to be a smart ass. But he’s a good communicator, charming and a great friend. Enjoys spending time in nature, behind a camera or simply working on his computer. Isn’t the greatest with numbers and needs help every now and then with spelling but he is an amazing best friend. The type to bring you ice cream at three in morning when you need a friend too talk to or a shoulder to cry on. Can be shy and timid with people he doesn’t know but when he has your attention he’s protective and will do anything for a friend in need. He loves to joke around, be goofy and make a fool out of himself to see those he loves laugh and smile. Let me not forget he’s amazing in bed really knows how to use his hands and caress you in the places you never thought would get you going(;
Friend: did you go out with Dustin LeBlanc last night?

Me: yes I did. He’s goofy and charming!
by DarkAngeLatina March 7, 2022
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dustin

an emo kid who is creepy and looks like an emo matty b raps. he has a lot of weird stuff in his room and gets tons of ladies//j. has a brother named dylan that is a valorant obsessed loner boy
you see that kid dustin? he’s emo and has a weird brother.
by kaithlin November 22, 2021
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Dustin

He’s a gentle soul but if you cross him don’t even think twice about it you better just run the other way. he’s the best friend you never had and he will always be there for you even in the darkest times. if you piss him off just give him time to cool down but he will never forget it.
person 1:i got beef with dustin

person 2: how are you even alive right now?
by jrjsjsknss August 2, 2024
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Dirty Dustin

When you toss back 3 pitchers of Guiness, throw your girl down in the bed of your truck, and publicly bang her in the parking lot of whatever restaurant you had dinner at.
Betty went on a date with this new guy from work, he had a few too many drinks and gave her a Dirty Dustin.
by Andi-lane July 9, 2025
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Dustin Dupree

Dustin Dupree is the kind of person who will stay by your side, Love you, nd will support you no matter what
I'm so grateful to have Dustin Dupree as a bestfriend
by anonymous July 23, 2023
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