by BigShaq/Mansnothaut December 06, 2019
The act of sucking someone off, or being sucked off, while taking a meaty shit.
Also known as a Plop and Shlop, or Plumkin.
Also known as a Plop and Shlop, or Plumkin.
by Flynn69 November 23, 2021
A person who is your best friend for almost two years and then after winter break they change into a complete and utter B**CH. You have a crush on them and they have a crush on you too. You finally actually tell them and they ghost you. You ask them to a dance and they say that they're not available on that day. You are in class together for both of those two years. You have so many inside jokes about a kid who moved and was rude to you and him. You give him your number and he just ghosts you even more. And then you moved and he changed so much and you don't have a crush on the current him but still have a crush on the old him.
You: I really like Tyler Dunkin Mooney he's so nice.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
Two years later
You: He is so rude and he changed so much.
by Very VeryAnonymous November 29, 2019
When one dips their testicles in a hand soap dispenser at a public restroom, Truckstop shower to motel room.
by Badtrucker April 27, 2019
by Bambi Atwood December 16, 2017
by Eric Fleishman September 02, 2022
A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.
It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.
by BeckyJean 603 August 05, 2022