Hertz Donut

Several sharp, quick punches to a persons upper arm. Meant to sound like hurts, don't it?

That Hertz Donut numbed my muscle.

by Dead Deer July 7, 2006

roman donut

when your partner slides a donut(glazed preferably)over your member and proceeds to give oral until the donut is completely dissolved.

When my wife was hungry and horny i said, "Hey why not give me a roman donut and save some time."

by Buddy Sanborn December 25, 2005

Mexican Donut

A churro; a long, thin pastry that is deep fried and rolled in cinnamon and sugar.

Our 2-year-old wants Mexican Donuts every time we go to the farmer's market.

by Monkeypirate September 16, 2005

donut smile

A blowjob.

get down on your knees and smile like a donut.

by Tony December 8, 2003

Dunk the donut

A term used within a happiness and cyanide comic which subtly insinuates the act of sexual intercourse.

In watching a rather curvacious and heavily hootered woman pass by, one man exults to his friend:

Man, I'd love to take her out to dinner...
And by "take her out to dinner" I mean dunk the donut...
And by "dunk the donut" I mean have sex with her.
And by "have sex with her" I mean use my penis on her
And by "penis" I mean staple remover
And by "staple" I mean virginity

by dawg32123212345 September 28, 2008

glazing the donut

The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.

"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"

by El Gallo Rojo November 1, 2007

Donut Phone

The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today

I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.

by Donut Phone Masta December 16, 2008