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Dock the chopper

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.
by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016
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soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.
Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”
by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018
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emo docking

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis
"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"
by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016
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burp docking

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!
Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking
by Pakilo February 14, 2019
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soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.
Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"
by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013
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Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving
I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking
by ben2020 October 5, 2013
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Dick dock

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.
by getpwned27 March 18, 2011
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