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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 20, 2023
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DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.
by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021
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Schrödinger's dilf

When you see a middle-aged man but don't know if he has kids or not yet
Girl 1: hey have you seen this guy? He's single again and pretty hot maybe I have a chance with him

Girl 2: yeah but he's a schrödinger's dilf you don't know if he has kids yet you don't wanna end up taking care of kids after all
by Vincent 64 February 12, 2021
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DILF Detonator

the DILF to end all DILFS
Friend: hey man that's a hot DILF
you: nah bro that's a DILF Detonator
Friend: word
by theDILFdetonator October 7, 2022
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Dilf

person 1: damn look at that dilf

person 2: who?¿

person 1: Chris hemsworth man
by mummymilkers June 26, 2021
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Dilf

"Hamad is such a dilf"
by ILoveSexyDilfs June 12, 2022
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dilf

by veesauce January 21, 2021
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