Diesel Cruze

A Cruze that 1% of the population knows about, and only .069% understand anything about it. Apparently gets better mileage than a hybrid and isn’t gay.

“Why is your Cruze knocking?”
“Idk, I think it’s a diesel Cruze or something”

by DieselBoi69 June 1, 2018

Diesel Friend

A friend that you can be hella weird around and they love diesel!!

Wow! Emeline and Miranda are my BEST diesel friends! They are so weird and love a good pickup. #Ford

by ehxi February 16, 2017

diesel gang

A squad or posse of diesel trucks. Powerstrokes or Cummins or duramax

Hey man check out all those diesel pickups they must be diesel gang.

by Seventree April 17, 2019

Diesel doods

Men who seek other men with "large pipes"

Ryan was looking for his one and only diesel dood.

A couple of diesel doods met at the car park to hook up

by bigenff March 5, 2020

Diesel Dream

A Diesel Dream is where you dream about yourself being the best hot-rod racer that there ever was.

I diesel dreamed that I was a better racer than Mark Martin, one of the Legendary NASCAR racers.

by Memaydmenn February 9, 2014

Diesel Varner

Diesel Varner is a sexy white nigga with a midget head and his toes are all big toes

You know Diesel Varner? Yeah my girlfriend does

by Presrox103 June 4, 2023

diesel-dyke

more than a dyke. someone who plays baseball until she’s 14 then is forced to switch to softball. the dykiest of dykes.

“Hey have you met Ellie Brown...yeah she’s such a diesel-dyke.”

by bab1159 February 3, 2021