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Being Dana’s is to be loved , cared for, pampered, fulfilled, not wanting, content, Happy, pleased, pleasured, humbled, educated, renewed, inspired, and thankful! When deemed Dana’s one only can want to be a better person, work to keep her happy, be of honesty always, have her back without question or fail, lift her up where she belongs, be of support when asked, listen when needed, pleasure her until she quivers out of breath, be funny to catch her smile, and do whatever is humanly possible to make sure she is taken care to the same extent that she cares for you. Being Dana’s could only make one want to be a better person....always.
Jim: Hey man you seem so Happy and honestly not such a piece of shit now! What happened?

J: oh gee thanks for noticing and you are a great man for saying that. You made my day and I thank you. If I seem like a better person, happier person, and not a piece of shit! That’s because I’m Dana’s now.

Jim: I want to be Dana’s

J: Too late you twat! I’m already Dana’s
Dana’s by Jstori February 14, 2021

Danarius 

Danarius is a person that can be hard to love, but don’t give up on a Danarius. They are filled with ambition and have a good heart. A Danarius always always gets what they won’t no matter how long or how hard it was to obtain. They are careful who they make friends with and if a Danarius considers you as a friend don’t go against them. A Danarius will never forget when they were done wrong.
“Danarius is a cool person
Yeah he’s pretty nice but don’t get on his bad side”
Danarius by Danarius November 23, 2021

hairy dana 

the act of teabagging your lady with all her hair over her face.
this is an especially shameful sexual act, and should not be attempted by first time teabaggers. to make the act as uncomfortable and embarassing as possible, one should try to get as much of the girls own hair in her mouth.
ted: i gave my girlfriend a hairy dana last night...

gary: how did she take it?

ted: pretty well, despite the fact that she'll be washing pubes and scrotum stank out of her hair for the next week..

gary: you're an asshole dude.

Hurt Danaes Feelings Day

A day following national women's day to hurt danaes feeling, a festival that has been around for 350 years
Today,the day after national women's day, is hurt danaes feelings day

danae carnahan

Brown hair, blue eyes. Hates Meshack. Amazing, pretty, funny, daredevil.

dana danes 

a dutch blunt paper requested by females
May I get two dana danes
dana danes by andredon music June 18, 2008