Dalton

A roided up dickhead. He’s a complete asshole who is a liar and only cares about himself. Smokes way too much weed and goes from one girl to another and likes to take advantage of them.”. he is freaky and a complete nerd with a big ego. dalton also claims he has a huge dick like that’s gonna make up for his awful personality. The best way to explain any person named “Dalton” is look up High School Douche-Bag.

Don’t be a “dalton”…

by Snoopy1557 December 16, 2024

Daltoned

The point is to get a little bit stupid, but not too stupid. However, in doing so, you go past the point of being too stupid.

"Hey, let’s go out tonight for a nice steak dinner." (8 hours later) "The sun's coming up, and I’m drunk. I got Daltoned."

by Itsyaboi93 June 21, 2024

dalton hamburger

when you eat a giant disk of molten steel and fucking die

"what happened to luke?"

"he ate the dalton hamburger and fucking died"

by osiris3330 September 3, 2023

dalton earnest

That bro that was her supple infomercial

Yo, that dalton earnest shit yo

by Yup, the stephantisticular August 15, 2023

Dalton Gomez

A bottom f slur who fucked Ariana Grande and still decided to cheat on her.

Person1: "What makes you think Dalton Gomez is a cheater?"
Person2: “It explains it all in don’t wanna break up again in her new album.”

by honeymoon_sweetener April 5, 2024

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024

Dalton Corbell

he is a war vet that can bash the out of you. I hated wen the soviet union collapse it was the worst year in my life I remember my pal joseph Stalin voice it was beautiful. I was in every F ing war it was all beautiful.

My pall is Dalton Corbell

by dd12345six7 February 20, 2024