douchebag

A way to affectionately express your love to a friend or family.

Cathie, you are such a douchebag!

by cthompson912 June 30, 2010

douchebag

A bag used to hold one or more douches.

I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.

by ibuprofen May 18, 2009

douchebag

Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner,

One of the most ineffective insults I’ve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it.

Commonly used by Americans

me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall

Sam: you're a douchebag

me: really, that's all you’ve got to say

Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche

me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit

Sam: get fucked you sad cunt

me: that's better

by frankonera September 5, 2009

douchebag

1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche

1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes

by Time scit October 13, 2003

douchebag

a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina

Man, Shes a douchebag

by g-piiimp July 2, 2007

Douchebag

The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.

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[e-mail] ==> Douchebag 100%

by Konstantin's mom. May 6, 2014

douchebag

A complete and total waste of space, oxygen and life.

Rick Santorum is a douchebag.

by vwboy1026 May 17, 2012