A gym-addicted mf who only hits arms and back and has such a big upper bod and no legs that they literally look like a dorito.
by Bunky Blair April 18, 2022
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No bitch you can't have a Dorito you homewrecker
by Doritosareanelitecrisp November 3, 2021
Get the Dorito mug.Man Iโm so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!
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