DILF

Dad I'd Like (to) Fornicate (with)

Kristie told me she thinks Johnny Depp is a real DILF but I prefer Gavin Rossdale.

by naitokaze February 4, 2010

DILF

A female's version of MILF (see Milf).

Milf=Mom.I'd.Like.To.Fuck
Dilf=Dad.I'd.Like.To.Fuck

Ben Folds is a DILF!

by I heart Teriyaki April 8, 2009

Ani DiFranco

An overrated folk/multi-genre performer/vocalist for which the appreciation of whom has become a prerequisite for any lesbian seeking acceptance from others in the dyke community. Most often found overheard at Feminazi circle jerks along with indigo girls songs, most often while bashing the straight community and bitching about not being accepted for trying to look like a 13 year old boy. Ani herself seems pretty cool, but her fans make some apathetic to her.

You will never hear an overtly-aggressive lesbian say anything bad about Ani DiFranco. In fact, she is worshipped like a goddess by them which makes no sense since she's not REALLY gay. But oh well, liking women who look like men/boys doesn't really scream with sense either.

by Shave it and I'll Eat it! January 14, 2008

dilpreet

A brothel owning type of girl. Has 20,000 cousins and is twitter ratio goals.

Lad 1: You see that girl over there?
Lad 2: Yeah, she's such a Dilpreet

by ljpftdagger February 2, 2016

dilrus

a person the size of a walrus who hordes a particularly large collection of dildos and therefore has a dil-rash

shut up you dilrus

by stuffedbear November 16, 2010

DILF

Daughter I'd Like to Fuck
A younger version of a MILF, often seen on college campuses and high schools

holy shit, look at that silf. Now I gotta get home and rub one out.

by urap_nis June 5, 2003

DILROY

Another name for a gay kid. Plus, it's fun to say.

Damnit, Dilroy! Suck it, Dilroy!

by Jinja February 8, 2003