Danish

your friendly neighbor, a female wear a yellow hat with/with out a mask and holding a plastic bag and big scissor/knife, she went to an empty house to pick some grass to feed her rabbit

person 1 : Where are you going ?
Danish : to the empty house to pick some grass for my rabbit

by denishdraws May 7, 2020

Danish samar

Danish samar is a person who is always sad thinking about her ex because he is chutiya a big ass hole but matter of fact is that he is #dilwala

Person1:look there such a nice guy
Person2:what danish samar a nice guy impossible he is #kulla which makes him more special

by Chris12560 June 9, 2019

Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018

cream cheese danishes

holy mother fuck this is the best shit ever especially from sams club those things good af I salivate at the thought of cream cheese danishes, cream danishes + boba tea is the best fucking snack or meal you can eat. yummy af.

p1: holy mother fuck this shit good af!
p2: yeah i love cream cheese danishes

by Saevi June 16, 2023

Danish Turntable

A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table. The male then proceeds to have intercourse with her through the European pastry. She immediately turns around and performs oral sex. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.

She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!

by Tuffmcgruff September 15, 2022

Cums in Danish

When u feels like tellin the mandem u boutta cum no homo but wanna be fancy n that ting and wanna say it in a different language you get me?

Me: "Oi oi watch this noise" *cums in danish*
My homeboy: Oi that's some mad shit yknow blud
Thot: That jizz bussin bussin no kizzy

by Bored_Zomb November 4, 2021

Danish Slap

When you take your hand down to your bumhole and shit in and get it all out on your hands and clap so shit flys everywhere, og you could slap someone then its a real Danish slap.

"Yo bro, just gave my girl a Danish Slap, she fucking loved it"

by Carsten Grimmelmann February 7, 2025