cunningham curse

Charm , personality , sex appeal that is unforgettable . Just a taste and they get sprung and lose they damn mind . Therapy often necessary after to assist with withdrawal symptoms. The best ever lucky to have had .

His grand momma was talking bout some cunningham curse like it was voodoo or something. Laughing like it was a joke , til he put me away drippin and wet !! Actually a blessing shit ! Til I got ghosted !

by Han $olo September 3, 2023

The Curse of Ronald

The Curse of Ronald is used when someone makes a terrible mistake and other people have to pay for it.

This guy is dragging me down, he is The Curse of Ronald.

by JuicyBigDaddyBoi December 14, 2020

Fart Curse

Getting super dunked on by sports betting and jinxing every team

Peter has had the fart curse for months

by Weecher January 20, 2021

Bisexual curse

Where you’re straight but you have bisexual desires or desire to sleep with the same sex

Exp: I’m straight but I think I have a bisexual curse.

by Haunted honeybee February 1, 2021

Tumblr curse

A term for the seemingly ubiquitous trend on Tumblr where character’s skin colors tend to be drawn with noticeably different physical characteristics, like being more fat or dark-skinned, than they actually are in canon by Tumblr artists. The reason for this is unknown, but the most common hypothesis is that the artists on Tumblr subconsciously make the characters look more like themselves, such as being overweight, of being the main cause behind this phenomenon. Some of the more famous examples of this trend being franchises that are very popular with Tumblr users like Steven Universe and Harry Potter, due to their character’s being very fast and loose with physical description, making it very easy for Tumblr artists to insert their own ideas of what characters look like, even though Tumblr artists often ignore the very few distinctive physical characteristics given to them in canon.

Alice: Hey Bob, why did this artist make Ronald Weasley really overweight in this fanart, despite him being described as “tall, thin, and gangling” in the book?
Bob: Must be the Tumblr curse.

by Analyzing shitposts March 10, 2021

The J Curse

When a newborn boy is giving a name starting with J, it increases the likelihood that said child will be an absolute asshole/fuck boy.

I heard you thought Jacob was pretty cute. Are you going to talk to him?

I mean yeah he’s cute but he’s kind of a douche. I mean his name starts with a J, It’s a warning. He’s totally got the J Curse.

by Snowy11 July 3, 2022

The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022