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crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.
"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"
by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016
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crying for mcdonalds

crying for mcdonalds is a tantrum video uploaded by YouTuber Ralph Cava on November 16, 2007.

The video shows a kid named Marcus crying because he wants McDonald's when his dad said "No McDonald's no." All he says is "McDonalds" even though his mom said "We went to McDonald's yesterday" and his dad sings "No more McDonald's no more" and he wants a Happy Meal and his mom says "No McDonald's today" before the video ends.
How old is the Crying for McDonalds kid (Marcus)?
by 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 February 25, 2021
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crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
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cry stick

I handed my boyfriend my cry stick and sure enough tears came a rollen' down his mug.
by Ruthless Run, Trip and Fall September 14, 2010
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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crying of boredom

when your finally so fucking bored that you start crying out of boredom
person: yo are you ok why are you crying

me: yeah im just crying of boredom
by thesavagequeenP.R.M.T May 14, 2018
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crying cum

When you jizz on an unwanting victims eyeballs and they have to flush their eyes thus creating tears of semen
-Bro my girl got crying cummed last night, she now has pink eye
-Bro my mom has pink eye too, and she was at your house last night.
by Semen Sonya March 10, 2016
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