triple crown

A delicious shot of whiskey, a horse tranqulizer, a horse laxative, and a Viagra. Try one and wait for the shock.

Dustin took a triple crown at the bar last night and woke up to a few surprises!

by holyhorsecrap June 25, 2008

triple crown

A sex act related to the Shocker. One finger in a woman's anus, one finger in her vagina, and your tongue on her clit, all at the same time. Stimulates a woman's three most sensitive areas at the same time.

The first time I did the triple crown on my girlfriend, she came so hard it brought tears to her eyes!

by A Name No One Else Is Using August 27, 2006

Queer Crown

The ultimate prize given out for services to lameity, gayness and general faggotry on forums.

lewdminx and trAse are in a constant struggle for the Queer Crown

by becy June 25, 2004

triple crown

When three men touch their penis heads a.k.a. crowns together. Usually occurs after numerous beers. Not gay. Much like wenis buddy.

There hasn't been a triple crown winner in baseball for many years but me, Rich and Alex pulled off the triple crown last night at the bar.

by Uncle Dewey July 24, 2008

Triple Crown

Sleeping with three anonymous women in one night without remorse.

dude 1- Crazy night last night. Banged one out with my regular broad, had a quickie with a never-wood in the underwood bathroom, then fucked this slut in the gas station parking lot.

dude 2- whoa! That's a triple crown!

by howardfelt July 28, 2012

crown victoria

1.A cop car with a nasty habit of exploding when rear-ended.

2. porky the pigs new pimpin ride.

1. Satan:Damn yo what happened to you?
You:Shit man i got drunk and rear-ended a cop.
Cop:I knew i was going to hell! I want mommy!!

2. oink oink oink! pigs drive crown victorias.

by copkillaz August 9, 2006

Penis Crown

when the penis is so big and bulged that it wins a crown. able to be sucked hard and gutted out.

Chelsea H. is such a nasty slut she awards penis crowns to every guy she has fucked. DAMN SLUTS.

by Normuh July 13, 2007