by Real World Cancun January 16, 2010
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River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.
The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a
CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the
CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
River, lakes, woods, bike and hiking trails.
Hunting is good, fishing is great, dirt, motor cross, horse back, river jet skiing is awesome.
Simple lifestyle and cheap living with good people.
Everyone knows your name and willing to help others in need.
The violence is next to none, people here working to get along and work it out amongst themselves without wasting tax's payers money.
They don't want to become a big city or part of the big city that's why it's such a dreamers paradise.
Now, do beware of the croom witch she's in them there woods somewhere but good luck finding her.
If you live here long enough you may be called a
CROOM-A-KNIGHT and that is a compliment.
Life is good, cooks outs, cold beer from the croom store and friendship within this small community, truly amazing and loving place to live.
God bless the
CROOM-A-KNIGHTS...
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