College-Life Crisis

A type of phase college students go through fearing that once they graduate, they’re gonna think to themselves, “why was I so boring during college?”.

Alice: What’s with JJ? He almost got caught spray painting on the dorms!
Bob: Sorry. JJ’s going through a College-Life Crisis right now. he’s trying to keep himself from being remembered as lame.

by warspawn November 9, 2021

Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

quarter life crisis

young adulthood and the dilemmas that come with it

My quarter life crisis has just begun.

by The Return of Light Joker February 28, 2009

time crisis 3

An overrated shooter that contradicts its name by emphasizing accuracy and combos rather than time.

Time Crisis 3 is good, but I hate the name. TIME Crisis? Pfft. Let's go play Crisis Zone.

by dj gs68 October 20, 2003

Age Identity Crisis

1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally

2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are

A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.

Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"

Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.

by milf86 April 19, 2010

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.

Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by kmac46 December 9, 2008

Cuban Missile Crisis

When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.

Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.

by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010