it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019
A crisis that occurs when someone yeets buttercream frosting into the corner of your room and you're too lazy to move it, so you then an ant infestation occurs
Damn it anya, it's been 10 days with that bag of buttercream frosting in the corner of my room, and now there are ants all over. It's really become a buttercream frosting crisis.
by Living meme fangirl queen April 28, 2019
My quarter life crisis has just begun.
by The Return of Light Joker October 24, 2008
by dj gs68 October 21, 2003
1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally
2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are
A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.
2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are
A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.
Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"
Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"
Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.
by milf86 April 20, 2010
When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.
by kmac46 November 22, 2006
When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.
by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010