Covid-76

When you catch the coronavirus 4 times

That nigga Paulo Dybala got Covid-76 bro

by yxng_j.music May 5, 2020

COVID GUILT

When you buy things for someone who you infected with COVID.

A Maryland resident was feeling ill and took an at-home COVID test on Christmas weekend. Since the results were negative, he spent time with his children and grandchildren. However, the following day, he tested positive for COVID. Not surprisingly, he infected all 3 families in attendance. Due to COVID guilt, the man is now taking the whole family on a long-awaited family trip to the beach this summer.

by Latin dad January 5, 2022

COVID-crafty

Adjective describing a person who is forced to become crafty by COVID-19 sequestering: e.g., issuing copycat sidewalk chalk art projects to their kids, darning socks instead of braving Costco, baking.

I tried repeatedly to explain that I am the opposite of a crafty Pinterest mom. I have zero creativity. I am only COVID-crafty.

by Preacher-Man April 3, 2020

Covid-🎲

When bookmakers worldwide are ever changing the odds that President Trump would be re-elected, based on the good and bad news about him and his morally bankrupt administration, which make the headlines every day.

Thanks to Covid-🎲, with billions of bucks changing hands, tens of millionaires (and thousands of zeronaires) are expected to emerge come November 3.

by Fasters September 18, 2020

covid heroes

This refers to the medical personnel that selflessly put their lives on the line for people who may or may not have the covid 19 virus. These people don't look at themselves as heroes but truly are sent by God to help others. They are angels on earth.

Staring at a virus that could take their lives the covid heroes helped to save others.

by jimmybomm May 31, 2020

Covid Crazy

People who are extremely scared of covid to the point that it ruins the lives of them and people around them.

I can’t hang out with John anymore. He won’t see me unless I wear 3 face masks and stand 30 ft from him. He really is covid crazy

by 856 money April 12, 2021

covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

by Funny Moms December 12, 2020