Country dump

A country dump is used to describe the act of crapping in the woods, typically while hunting.

After Thanksgiving dinner while hunting, the fat WV hillbilly took a big country dump in the woods.

by Sam Blaylock October 16, 2017

Country cutie

Something that the king of marshmallows, and spoils himself with a chocky milk calls little girls on Roblox.

Person 1 : Where are you from?
Person 2 : *says somewhere that has a country accent*

Person 1 : OMG! We love a country cutie<3

by Jaidenslovergirl<3 January 29, 2023

Country Evan

When a boy named Evan drinks Enough alcohol that he begins speaking with a thick country accent.

“Yo Someone take away the vodka! Country Evan is singing wheeler walker jr again...”

by Thekuddleykrab November 23, 2018

country cable

1. The 3 TV channels one picks up without the use of cable or satellite.

2. The ORIGINAL definition of peasantvision

Last night the President was speaking, so there was nothing to watch on my Country Cable.

by Paccy October 11, 2007

country concert

A place where all of the thots and hoes go to get extremely drunk and make terrible decisions. This place creates no shortage of snapchat stories and Instagram pictures all over your normally sober timeline.

"Betty how was the country concert yesterday?"
"It was great I made out with three guys that I've never met before!"

by Shrobro September 14, 2015

country music

A form of music in which the words can be understood, any instrument is game, writing talent is critical, and every song doesn't have to be about horny depressed teenagers singing one or two lines over and over.

Songs about life. Check out some Johnny Cash lyrics if you're still confused.

by Educated February 16, 2005

country music

a type of music that typically sounds absolutely terrible but somehow has really amazing lyrics

with the exception of taylor swift, she’s amazing

“gravy, please stop infecting my showtunes with your country music.”

by Olau Alexa Clone April 1, 2022