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Corporate Box

A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.
I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.
by Incubusss November 27, 2015
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Corporate Illiteracy

The inability to read emails or follow directions within a corporate setting.
Did anyone even read the meeting invite notes or one of the many follow up emails I sent to come prepared to answer questions? Wow, corporate Illiteracy rates are high this week.
by Dokki June 12, 2020
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Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018
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Corporate Thunder

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"
by JayRod_25 October 27, 2012
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Corporate Inkwell

The chick at the office that sleeps with any and every guy trying to get ahead.
Man, did you hear.....she just got busted messing around with her third guy in the office...she's obviously the corporate inkwell; didn't these guys ever hear the term don't dip your pen in the company ink?
by not a pen dipper... October 14, 2010
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Corporate Liposuction

Extracting the excess 'fat' from a company - i.e. removing all the excessive middle management!
Large companies seem to be continuously going through re-organisations and structure changes - and in the process more and more middle management seem to be created who do not seem to serve a real purpose - the company gets 'fat'. A company can be said to require 'Corporate Liposuction' if it has become 'fat' due to constant changes at management level.
by Mr Rossi February 18, 2007
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Corporate Necromancy

When the big comic book publishers continue the life of a character by bringing them back from the dead in order to continue making a profit off the marketing of new stories involving the character and associated character goods.

This is sometimes known as comic book continuity, but Corporate Necromancy is a more expressive word that deals with the bringing of characters back from the dead as a way of rebooting a comic book series to return things back to the status quo.

Manga, or Japanese comics, can also sometimes be accused of Corporate Necromancy when characters die and are brought back, such as with Dragonball and Dragonball Z.

A comics editor who is notorious for bringing commerically successful characters back from the dead in order to exploit their lives financially is called a Corporate Necromancer.
1: Bringing back Aunt May in the Spider-Man comics was sheer Corporate Necromancy!

2: Man, I hate them Corporate Necromancers who brought *insert comics character* back from the dead, leave them alone!
by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008
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