corned beef

the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon

ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light

by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010

CORN KNUCKLING

Slang for fisting one up the ass.

When we got back to my place I asked her if she would be interested in some corn knuckling.... she said yes.

by baugh May 30, 2004

Corn Bone

What you are holding after you have eaten the kernels off of an ear of corn.

Boy! stop throwing them damn corn bones on the ground.

by original3mta3 October 23, 2008

corn dni

something to say if you are a fan of inanimate insanity and you see something with corn

someone: blah blah blah corn
me: corn dni

by Definitely a human! August 27, 2022

corn bum

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.

That corn bum just threw himself at my car!

by Whitney June 24, 2003

Corn Monkey

A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.

Sherry smells like a corn monkey !

by Skillz-911 November 20, 2016

Corn Hair

When your eating a hot chicks ass who is shaved smooth but find one or two random hairs on the anus.

She was so hot and smooth until I ran into a few corn hairs on dat ass!

by Mikey P June 15, 2016