comfusion

lack of understanding; uncertainty caused by electronic means of communication: such as instant messaging, email, broken or delayed VOIP calls etc

"agghhh IM threads with more than three people always end in total comfusion"

by MemeDeveloper October 18, 2014

Conattsion

Another phrase for people that always say: "i will do (this) if someone else does that."

Also another word for conditionalistic people and attension seekers.

Person: i will buy a mic if you give me money
You: bro thats so conattsionistic

by Bardoon April 30, 2021

Mad confusing

When your homie says no homo before saying some really gay shit

Homie 1: "yo no homo, but i would deffinitely like, fuck you dawg"
Homie 2: "yo man you acting mad confusing rn"

by Nibbaboi January 23, 2020

and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 22, 2003

Anal Contusions

"WOW! thats so hot i might get Anal Contusions" he said,
"Bitch Wtf..."

Nice Boner!
Anal Contusions!
Smol GAe

by CoreyTech June 18, 2018

confusionista

1) The confused masses, the majority being constantly, permanently befuddled, others being intermittently addled. 2) Those who blindly believe the disseminators of hype and disinformation.

"Man, this national health insurance bizness -- it's gonna ruin the country. It's scary."
"Nah, don't believe your senator. He's a lackey for the insurance lobby. They're the ones gonna ruin this country. Them and the banks, the oil companies, and the mortgage crisis-makers. Oh yeah, and the lap-dog media."
"Shit. I feel like I've jointed the confusionista."
"Don't worry, man. In your case, it's temporary."

by LaLaLander17 August 11, 2009

Confusion

The girl from Beauty and the Beast!

I am confusion

by ONEINCHWONDER2209 December 3, 2018