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Kenosha Quickdraw Competition

An event that took place between an armed Kenosha Kyle and a legally-challenged libtard with a Glock, which resulted in the former party “vaporizing” the latter’s right arm despite being knocked down and clearing a misfire.

Imagine having the advantage tactically and still getting smoked by a kid because your reaction time is comparable to a sloth taking a shit, then fucking up your witness testimony in court and getting (figuratively) smoked again.

That is the essence of this competition. You might be a little slow at the range, but you’ll never be slower than Grosskreutz.
Friend 1: “So who’s that guy in the video?”
Friend 2: “Gaige Grosskreutz. Dude was shot after pulling a Glock on Kyle.”
Friend 1: “Man, that’s gnarly. Guess he just lost the Kenosha Quickdraw Competition.”
by -LongSchlongSilver- January 5, 2022
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Apple Computers

A term often used by people who think that the sun shines out of Steve Jobs's ass. While Apple do make good computers for design/media work, the unofficial fanclub gets irritating.
Example of Apple Computers user: "ipod: An mp3 player that poor/wannabe unique/jealous fuckwits seem to take pride in insulting over the internet."

Pot & kettle? It's also amusing that he assumes that everyone who dislikes it is "poor". I guess he's just a moronic spoilt little nerd.
by nameless345435 December 6, 2006
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computer

A device that is angry at the world and often lashes out by closing programs your working on, also known as the worlds most abbusive electronic
Exhausted Person: YES! I finally finished my 8456 page paper!
Friend: Yay! now we can eat!
Computer: mwahahahaha!
Exhausted Person: @#$%^&*!!! MY COMPUTER JUST SHUT DOWN.
by The Abbused September 27, 2006
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complete blowjob

A blowjob that is carried out completely. It is not just performed as a prelude to sex, instead with the full intention of making the individual climax from start to end. There is no moving into sex or any other activity until an orgasm is reached from the blowjob.
I hate it when Bertha says she's going to give me a blowjob and then stops halfway telling me to just fuck her. Bitch, I said this is going to be a Complete Blowjob. You aint stoppin' until I'm cumming.
by Sqquishyyy August 21, 2014
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Computer Chair Swap Out

When you have another chair other than the computer chair positioned near your computer. You can use a wooden chair as a cover up by placing drinks on it. And then when nobody is home, you swap out your computer chair with the wooden chair so that you don’t get any jizz stains on the computer chair while jacking off. If you accidently jizz on the wooden chair, it doesn’t leave a stain and you can clean it very easily.
All right! Nobody is home...I’m going to pull off the computer chair swap out and masturbate to some porn.
by Dancing with Fire July 14, 2011
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computer monkey

A low-level employee who spends most of his time at work performing menial computer operations
She was working as a computer monkey at a bank
by ppauper May 13, 2005
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Complete utter bullshit

An article that is not true and is made to make people believe or pursue.
person 1: I can do a backflip on ground.
person 2: Do it!
person 1: I don't really feel like doing it.
person 2: That's complete utter bullshit.
by Jjrnfhc dbsn October 9, 2016
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