by Cuddle Core April 2, 2006
Get the ghetto condommug. Noun: A child who was not wanted by their parents, and who is obviously not wanted by their present company.
by Billy McQuin July 9, 2003
Get the Busted Condommug. 1. A condom that is found under a bed months after having sex.
2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
2. An insult used to replace words such as asshole, jerk, etc.
1. "Uhhh...I found a crunchy condom under my bed yesterday when I was cleaning...fookin' nasty."
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
2. "Meghan, you are such a crunchy condom, STOP TELLING ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!"
by demonic_angel July 20, 2008
Get the crunchy condommug. jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the condom fillingmug. 1. Someone who is such a screw up at life, that others would think that it must have been a mistake that the person was conceived.
2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.
2. What teen pregnancies are sometimes referred to as.
Person 1: "OMFG why is Paris Hilton alive?"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"
Person 2: "Dunno dude...She was probably a hole in the condom"
Person 1: "O_o"
by Kalu August 4, 2007
Get the Hole in the condommug. Mental preparedness for potentially emotionally messy situations, i.e. a one-night stand after a breakup, a confrontation with a friend, coming out of the closet. An emotional condom is the mental parallel to the physical condom - an actual condom keeps your sexual organs from getting damaged, an emotional condom keeps your heart and mind from getting damaged.
by Trust me, wear it January 5, 2010
Get the Emotional condommug. A girl that counts and keeps count of a guys condoms. She does this to see if she is the only one he is having sex with.
If a guy buys a pack of 3 condoms and uses one with a girl, that girl will keep count of how many condoms that guy should have left and try to trap him when the count doesn't match the total she has been keeping.
That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.
That girl is a condom counter... She is always counting my condoms and being all in my business.
by Calvin Scharaldi December 1, 2011
Get the Condom Countermug.