When you screw yourself over in a video game. The term was coined by YouTuber Charriii5 in his video "Mario Kart 64: The Redemption (w/ Nathaniel Bandy)"
(Playing Mario Kart)
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
Gamer #1: (throws green shell)
Green Shell: (bounces off wall back at Gamer #1)
Gamer #1: DAMN IT!
Gamer #2: What?
Gamer #1: I just insta-cucked myself
by One Angry Brazilian October 29, 2018
Get the insta-cuck mug.A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.
Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.
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Get the invenTORY check mug.an indian man will sit in the corner of a room with an asshole expander to unload all his shit into a bucket, once done a fat indian girl is brought in and handcuffed to the bed and 2 big indians run a train on her asshole and vagina until they get shit on their dick, and she orgasms her little shit juice everywhere while the indian man is jacking off in the corner of the room to this with his shit as lube and then finishes into the shit and starts smearing it on his face and starts fisting himself violently.
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