Jesus Christ

Didn't exist. Point blank period. Prove me wrong, motherfucker. Some stupid motherfucker people used to sell otherwise, useless criss cross gold trinkets.

Fuck Jesus Christ.

by JayJay1000 September 04, 2018

Christ Killa'

Developed by the Pope, A.K.A. - Scottious, the word used to define a Jewish person.

"Shut the fuck up Christ Killa'"

by Beebs December 03, 2004

bitch christ

A word to describe someone who is beyond the label of bitch, especially a raving christian.

That guy is a fucking bitch christ

by Murph Dizzle October 20, 2004

Ahh Christ

When something imediately goes horribly wrong.

My girl is pregnant. "Ahh Christ"

by mandylovesrobeks February 09, 2007

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

christ on a crutch

An expletive usually expressing disbelief or exasperation. It is the opposite to that of a Christian person saying ‘Christ on the cross.’ Somewhat akin to saying ‘Shit on a stick.’

“Christ on a fucking crutch, will you shut up and give me a break?!”

With a sigh and a shake of the head: “Christ on a crutch, I can’t believe how stupid this is.”

by logic000 July 04, 2012

Christ Move

Also known as a Jesus Christ Move, or simply a Jesus Move. A term used to describe one's attempt to perform any action or maneuver that would require divine or miraculous aid.

Guy 1: "Dude that chick over there is so hot!"
Guy 2: "I know man, I think I am gonna go talk to her . . ."
Guy 1: "Dude! how?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man, its a Christ Move"

by John - Paul Donovan July 11, 2008