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Chris

He is the definition of a caregiver.

He always puts others before him.

He doesn't know his true value and underestimates his effect on women. He's everything but ordinary.

He's the love of my life and yet he will never let me love him.
... Written by your goddess, Chris....
by Gruwwelche November 29, 2021
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Its the name of a gay person
Chris is gay
by daniel12346 January 30, 2022
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A funny person while being over all dumb, like really, really, really, like really, really, really, really, retarded. But an overall nice guy.

butreallydumblikereally.
Chris: Hi I'm Chris
Everyone: look at that dumb ass
by the reason for the divorce February 1, 2020
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(this is a stupider version of chris)

A really stupid dude that has no idea what he's doing. He's pretty shy none the less, but has a big opinion on things. At first when you meet a special Chris, he's nearly mute. He does like talking though, just only about video games or school. Once you eventually get him out of the shell it either goes up or down, maybe even both from there. If he opens up about his mental health, you better be crying with him. He really likes teasing, don't take it seriously though. He's harsh about it. If you tease back, he actually is a softie. Just act sympathetic then pull a boomerang and say sike. Sometimes he doesn't like responding much. If you don't respond for about a day, he goes crazy. Clingy and all, he'll probably start screaming in all caps. (big distress signal) Once you eventually respond again he won't care, probably will ghost you back. Maybe get yourself a Chris in your life. They're chill and cool.
Hey you know that stupid kid Chris?

Yeah dude he's kinda a softie though. Is he gay?
by stvpid coward October 5, 2019
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Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.
“Do you know Chris”
Showershitter Chris”
by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020
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a homo bus driver whos real name is alan
chris is my homo bus driver
by JORDYNVSTHEWORLD March 23, 2019
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Don't be fooled ladies this guy is 100% creep material. A complete and total spastic. Doesn't know his ear from his elbow. His hairline looks like you've had 20 pints its non existent. Powered by Redbull and pisses A LOT. You know his name but not his story. Was emo back in 2002. Borrowed his dogs lead to hang it from his belt.
Chris is a spastic
by Fruit-tella July 9, 2019
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