little chefing

Little Chefing is the art of fisting ones anus whilst licking both nipples and humming the theme tune of Heston Blumenthals latest TV show.

And filming it

Hey did you watch Jamie's 30 minute meals last night?

No. I was Little Chefing myself in a service station outside Staines

by Idiot bollocks November 20, 2013

Magic Chef

An appliance that looks nice and is cheap, but has a 50/50 chance of dying, usually 3 to 7 days after the warranty expires. Typically a small refrigerator or microwave.

Dude 1: Whoa, a bluetooth keyboard for $20? Look at all the cool features!
Dude 2: Yeah, looks like a Magic Chef. Not sure it's worth the gamble.

by CheffinBob September 16, 2016

master cheffing

When you Smoke a joint right to the bone of an "M" roll roach, leaving a glowing M in the embers.

*fit of coughing* We need to stop Master Cheffing it, that shits harsh!

by SerMalevolent February 20, 2019

Pastry Chef

Among experienced chefs in the food industry, "pastry chef" may be used as a derogatory term for cooks or chefs who lack real industry experience but believe themselves to be of exceptional talent and/or are very attracted to the idea of high-level cooking or baking such as what would be done in a fine restaurant, often at the expense of fundamental skill or substance. A 'pastry chef' typically lacks the overall fortitude to properly perform in an industry kitchen or will become dissatisfied when they are not treated as being important to the operation of that kitchen.

"That kid quit after two weeks - He was a total pastry chef!"

by Rusland June 18, 2019

microwave chef

Someone who doesn’t know how to cook unless it’s in the microwave

Jessica is a microwave chef she can only “cook” hot pockets

by Syndi P April 17, 2020

Master Chef

Someone who kills and eats willing participants in the most extreme form of vore fetish. The counterpart of the Master Chef is a Long Pig, a submissive male desiring to be killed and eaten.

Long Pig seeking Master Chef for my unbirthing. Life has been long enough.

by anonymous February 14, 2022

DJ CHEF

DJ CHEF is known as "The Chef That Rocks" and "The King of the Hamptons". He is the only entertainer who simultaneously cooks and DJs for special events worldwide. Winner of Food Network's Cutthroat Kitchen. His wildley popular bachelorette & birthday parties have made him a legend in the Hamptons and Long Island NY.

DJ CHEF really rocked that party for my cousin last Summer.

by fireone123 February 25, 2022