carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

Street Cleaner

The act of picking up a homeless man and eating his ass while he fucks your wife.

I scored the best street cleaner last night when I picked up Harry the homeless guy and ate the corn out of his ass while he banged Debbie.

by Cum Cracker December 23, 2017

one way pipe cleaner

Refers to urination or ejaculation, which clears the urethra.

Guy: I just took a one way pipe cleaner to relax a bit.

by finishhim May 25, 2011

cheater whore

A person who is married and is cheating on their spouse by having sex with other people, with or without the spouse's consent. This term is used most often to describe bisexual women who are married to men and having sex with other women. It was first coined by Anti_Christ on April 28th, 2005 on the W4W forum on Craigslist and it is still in constant use today.

I'm hot and fun and looking to hook up with a woman tonight because my husband is out of town and I am a cheater whore.

by Jeeping October 3, 2006

pipe cleaner

A complete tool, jerk-off, looser. The kind of guy that would steal from your home when you let him stay, try to hit on your women and eat your food when you had no money. The lowest of the low on the scumbag scale. Untrustable. A total dink...

That guy is a complete pipe cleaner. Don't let him near your friends, family or property or you'll regret it.

I'd rather poke my eyes out with scissors then hang with that pipe cleaner.

Dude what a friggin pipe cleaner that guy was....

by JohnnySalami December 14, 2008

cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

Vacuum and Cleaner

1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through

2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet

3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION

"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"

by mhsno October 21, 2008