cheatingowanie

english word cheating mixed with polish ending simply meaning cheating

daniel, ja widze cheatingowanie.

by David February 22, 2005

chafing the bishop

jacking off , also known as touching yourself

Dude, get out of here, I'm chafing the bishop. Hey! Mom! get out of here too, my life is ruined forever.

by anakinbishop February 4, 2010

Cheating husband

A man who fucks multiple prostitutes, but swears it was only once. Wasn’t exposed for the lying, cheating filth that he is until he brings home incurable diseases which he blames his wife for. After 12 years of his wife’s loyalty and love he decides to cheat on her with sex rooms, chats and any app with pay for play available. This leads to erectile dysfunction and a twisted porn addiction. Stay faithful guys, it doesn’t turn out well.

My cheating husband can’t keep his dick up without anal fisting, asphyxiation and lies.

by NoWomanAllCries February 20, 2020

cheapier

When an item, product or service is both cheap and easy, it is said to be cheapier.

Origin: first coined by an Australian lady on her way to shopping for a new kitchen.

“We could purchase from that supplier with the massive range and the huge price tag but I think we should try that other discount business with only two styles and colours to choose from, that would be cheapier!”

by rickprice66 July 24, 2020

Cheaving

Being unfaithful in a relationship and then being honest and leaving the relationship right after. Thus never going back and forth secretly between partners like when cheating;

Engaging romantically with someone else at a point when your current relationship is already falling apart.

The relationship was going bad for a while, so she cheaved on him and realized she deserved more.

Cheaving is better than staying in an unhappy relationship.

Men usually cheat in a relationship, and women tend to cheave.

by Seweso November 12, 2021

dog-cheating

verb

when a dog-owner returns home to his or her dog with the hair and/or scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "hi rex! i'm home!"

rex: *sniffs*

rex: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling, you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017

dog-cheating

definition: when a dog owner returns home bearing the scent of another dog on his or her clothing

you: "dog, i'm home!"

your dog: *sniffs*

your dog: "that ain't kibbles and bits i'm smelling you dog-cheating son of a-"

by whatinthediddly July 8, 2017