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Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.
Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!
by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010
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catanzarite

a catanzarite is someone who is extremely active (sexually) with his or hers best friend
i catanzarite by friend chris hotrum
by Bobbiu January 19, 2008
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Catmink

The gross stuff found on a cat when it's finished rolling about outside. Also used as an insult
"Ewww the cats covered in catmink"
"Shes such a catmink"
by tinkerbelljess99 September 25, 2019
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CatPants

When it is summer, Murry's back legs get all hairy and fuzzy and from behind, he looks like he's wearing pants constructed from his own fur.
Hey, Bridge, Murry's panting in his catpants.
by Rachel June 18, 2004
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Carmani

Ugly is a lesbian is a hoe and is a very unattractive person
Carmani is a way ugly ass lesbian bitch
by Kaysom June 2, 2019
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Cartman2b

Cartman too be , clan members of sbcs and STU , ns radio DJ
by Tom Richards July 21, 2003
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catpants

the flavor left in your mouth after you make-out with the same girl all of your friends are dating.
that girl is so...ugh catpants, did you notice?
by neu December 9, 2003
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