A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
by The frymaster July 7, 2008

After I struck out with that hot blonde, I went home and pulled a sad carl while thinking about my ex-girlfriend.
by Matt Ren October 26, 2006

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
by madcow4668 August 21, 2006

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