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Carl's Jr.

A formerly kick-ass burger joint that completely screwed up, got rid of their french fries for some fake-ass, natural-cut fries that taste like complete and total ass. Retarded management making change for the sake of change.
"Carl's jr. 's new natural-cut fries taste like ass!"
by The frymaster July 7, 2008
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Sad Carl

After I struck out with that hot blonde, I went home and pulled a sad carl while thinking about my ex-girlfriend.
by Matt Ren October 26, 2006
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Carl's Jr.

Orgasmic. This food makes you happy about life. If you're depressed, drown your sorrows in the big burger combo. It'll do you good. For 3 bucks, you can't go wrong. Don't get me wrong, Burger King is alright, and McDonald's has awesome Big Macs. But Carl's Jr. is like stepping into the 4th dimension of fast food. Oh yeah.
"I hate myself :( *gun to head*"
*mother comes in*
"Let's go to Carl's Jr.!"
*after meal*
"I LOVE LIFE!"
by madcow4668 August 21, 2006
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Carl's Jr.

Throwing a naked baby up in the air and it shits on your face
Dam... That guy just got a Carl's Jr.
by DAMOOSE January 5, 2005
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carls jr

the best dakmn fast food place on earth
DAMN that teryaki burger from carls jrwas good
by THEskibum November 2, 2007
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Payton Carl

A fully penetrating oral fudge dragon, in the same family as the hot, warm, and cold carl.
Girl: "Wow! Did that girl just eat a chocolate hot dog?"
Boy: "No she just got Payton Carled."
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Carl Azuz

Sexy man hoe who likes children and indian curry sauce
Carl Azuz raped my cat last night! I hope he impregnated her
by NOGUS January 16, 2017
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