Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

Burning the candle at both ends

Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.

I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!

by C. Felix Reardon December 28, 2005

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.

Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.

by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017

Candle

Nickname for Kendall.

Candle from the hill

by Dapoggster May 23, 2023

mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .

He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.

by mlhiss December 24, 2019