Irish Crotch Candle

When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate

"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"

"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"

by Tyrone the negro donkey February 1, 2017

Burning the candle at both ends

Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.

I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!

by C. Felix Reardon December 28, 2005

who pissed out your birthday candles?

only the greatest saying to procede with the action of pissing someone off

britttany: dude just shut the fuck up! i dont want to fucking talk to you!!!
renee: who pissed out your birthday candles?

by shitoutmyass April 22, 2010

Blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire

Focusing on a less relevant or less important task when something major needs to be done.

Delaying the inevitable

Sarah: "Isn't you final year project due in for tomorrow?"
Robert:....yeah
Sarah" Then why aren't you working on it?"
Robert: "I'm checking UrbanDictionary..for a laugh"
Sarah:" You have to stop blowing out the candle, when your house is on fire dude"
Robert: "What does that mean?"
Sarah: "Check it on Urban Dictionary"
INSERT VICIOUS CYCLE

by hungryangrybill March 16, 2011

Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.

My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.

by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021

captain candle day

may 11

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot

by captain candle January 22, 2022

Candles!

Have you heard of the word "lit"??...yeah "candles!" is just an upgrade level.

Dude did you watch that movie? Wasn't it good?
Good? dude...it was damn candles!

by Luffy Hana July 11, 2018