Texticular Cancer

A sickness where people constantly text message each other throughout the day. Also can describe someone who wont stop texting and is on the phone texting ALL DAY. Can possibly lead to carpal tunnel.

I think Mandy might have texticular cancer because she is texting Sarah and shes only 3 feet away.

If you keep texting your gf 100 times a day you will get texticular cancer.

by Sean Mullett February 11, 2007

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

cancer on a stick

Cigarettes

Look dad it's cancer on a stick

by smoke crack every day January 16, 2016

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

Cancer Frappuccino

A frappuccino mixed with random ingredients, which may consist of bleach, jet fuel, and other cancerous or cringy substances.

Oy, let's go get a cancer frappuccino.

by Apo11o November 23, 2016

el cancer

the cancer you get from eating too much tacos

I’m not feeling too good, I think I have el cancer.

by urawanker69 March 19, 2021

Dinah Cancer

Dinah Cancer is the stage name of Mary Simms. She is a vocalist, best known for her punk band 45 Grave, one of the founders of the genre of music known as "Deathrock".

Dinah Cancer is the shit.

by Tim Fahrenreich January 23, 2006