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Canada's History

When you have a beaver slap you in the face with his tail after he takes a shit in your mouth.
I learned a little bit of Canada's History last night.
by Colberts Lover February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When one takes the Stanley cup, a vat of maple syrup, moose antlers, twin midgets dressed up as Mounties, three double-gay hermaphrodites dressed up as Rush, and then you REFUSE TO DO ANYTHING UNTIL THIS SEX ACT IS RENAMED THE COLBMERICA!
I would love to perform the Colbmerica with all you lovely people, but unfortunately it's called Canada's History, so you'll have to return those costumes.
by NakedAngry February 5, 2010
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Canada's History

When a Frenchman and an Englishman double-team a Native American (bonus points if it's an Inuit) while all still feeling inferior to the obscene sex acts of their next door neighbor.
I did Canada's History last night with my friend Jacques and his girlfriend, but guy in the apartment next door was still railing some chick harder!
by Link47 February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A highly depraved sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man, Steve totally plans to do Canada's History with Jenn.
by Cheodo February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A jaw droppingly obscene sex act involving a set of moose antlers, a jug of Maple Syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Last night at that party over in Queen's West, they showed a porno of someone actually doing Canada's History! I thought it was just an urban legend, eh?
by ColbertSlave February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

When two men dressed as lumberjacks shave each other's pubes and glue them to each other's faces before French kissing for 45 minutes. An adult beaver must be watching and thumping its tail against a pile of logs, and both men must drizzle maple syrup over their genitalia once the kissing as completed.
Matt and Mike try to do Canada's History at least once a month. They love each other so much.
by ColbertMD February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Simple really; the riding of a maple-syrupped moose antler to the point of anal fulfillment while imbibing ejaculatory product from the Stanley Cup. Both the wearing of ice skates and draping oneself in the Canadian flag are of course recommended, but not required in the successful perpetration of Canada's History.
There should never, ever be an example of Canada's History.
by Stinky Wizzleteats Don't February 4, 2010
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