going to california

Sitting around doing nothing but smoking weed for very long periods of time.

Mike:Hey wher's Bill, i haven't seen him at work since last tuuesday.
Bob: He quit his job.
Mike?Really, whats he doing now?
Bob: Going to California
Mike:oooooh

by safgfgfh May 17, 2006

California merge

When entering a highway or freeway, when you don't merge from the entrance ramp to the road itself until the entrance lane ends, and just expect that Moses will part the traffic for you so you don't end up smashed between a semi and one of those fat-ass Hummers. So named because the sheeple in California, too oblivious to reality to actually take the initiative and merge when there's an opening *before* the lane ends, are particuarly fond of this traffic maneuver.

"Look at me, I'm following the solid white line onto the highway because I suck at life."

by Bogus December 7, 2004

Californian Flower

A person that is very bright and happy. They tend fill the room with joy and make other people happy too.

That girl is such a californian flower you can't help but smile when you see her.

by ilikeLOUDmusic September 2, 2011

California Rape Whistle

The sound made by air passing over a recently stretched anal cavity. Much like the sound of wind over the mouth of a beer bottle, but with more shame.

Tom: What was that noise?

Kevin: Tyler just walked by. He had his head down, so I think he got a new California Rape Whistle.

Tom: Oh. Makes sense.

by Kevy Metall March 5, 2012

califoreigner

Citizens of the once great state of California are actually mostly foreigners, making white folks the vast minority. This also accounts for the fact that the state always chalks up 55 electoral votes for the liberals every stinking election.

I was trying to drive thru LA, but kept being cut off by califoreigners. These califoreigners are making the state unsafe for white folks.

by alchoholicanonymous March 30, 2015

california eyes

comparable to "bedroom eyes."

that girl is giving me serious california eyes.

by problematicjax July 5, 2017

California Cut

This term explains a strategic driving tactic used by motorists who have little to no patience. Performed during rush hour or anytime with heavy traffic...upon exiting a freeway or trying to enter a turning lane the driver cruises by hundreds of waiting cars and then slips in at the last possible second.

Passenger: "Ah man, this exit is backed up for a mile!"

Driver: "Don't worry, I'll bust a California Cut on these fools!"

by Justin Baxter March 19, 2008