by butt pirate August 30, 2006

by harleyrench March 1, 2007

A girl in short shorts and cowgirl boots. They can usually be found in the woods getting railed on a tailgate.
by Cricket girl May 11, 2018

This act involves 3 people. A male covers his penis in mint chocolate chip ice cream and inserts it in the female's vagina while another person shits down a 3 inch wide piece of PVC pipe shoved in the female's anus then packs it down with a feather duster before rubbing their ass on her face and pissing on the male with the ice cream covered penis.
by Bungle Six December 3, 2006

Splinters in one's vaginal area.
by g unit May 4, 2004

by PumpkinJack November 11, 2004

Bootie Crickets is a condition of acknowledged sexuality whereby the male or female of a species, upon random sampling of pheromone transmission, is so detectable to the opposite sex that it must be acknowledged and commented upon.
by T. Swafford November 27, 2007
