the chilly willy effect

The mind's inability to accept the impossible in fiction.

"There's NO WAY that LITTLE PENGUIN can stomp that HUGE DOG into that TINY CAN! NO WAY!!!" exclaimed Connor (patient zero of the Chilly Willy Effect)

by Organboy November 4, 2013

chilli cheese dog

variation of chilli dog, a sexual manuver in which you crap between a lover's breasts and titty hump her. the variable making it a chilli CHEESE dog is that the woman is lactating.

suzy was my firsy chilli cheese dog, but sho ain't the last, dagnabbit.

by sick , jonny and cain or fiddlekiller.com November 3, 2006

red hot chilli

when you simultaneously cum and shit into someones asshole and eat it with a spoon

yo did you see my red hot chilli in my sister last night

by benitomussolinio April 15, 2021

Mexican Chilli Bone

Inserting a non-sexual specific object into the anus that has had lubricant applied to it to encourage stimulation.

Also used in torture.

Quote:South Park

'Cartman'- "Whats a Mexican Chilli Bone?"
'Doctor' - "Im not sure, all i know is it involves Tobasco sauce, a telephone and the anus"

by Sausage Slayer March 18, 2009

chilli ring sting

A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.

Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.

Phil: "How's the chafe pat?"

Pat: "This is easily the worst case of chilli ring sting i've ever had"

by Dr Stewberry November 21, 2009

alaskan chilli dog

The act of a guy taking a shit on to a glass table while a woman licks the table, then after a couple of minutes the shit is put in the freezer. Once the shit is solid, the man rams it up the woman's vagina whilst anally fucking her. Once the guy is about to cum he withdraws his dick and the shit and cums in the woman's mouth and feeds her the shit and she swallows.

Ross - Holy fuck Trott, you heard about the Alaskan chilli dog?

Trott- No, what the fuck is that?

Ross - Well, let me tell you...

by AnonUDUser February 18, 2014

Hi, welcome to Chilli's

It's a mad ass vine. “Hi, welcome to Chilli’s” is a phrase that became popular on social media with a Vine by Adam Perkins titled “I’m really proud of this one”, which was posted March 2015.
In the Vine, the Viner walks into a bathroom, wearing only boxer shorts, and states, “Hi, welcome to Chili’s.” but skrrt, vine is dead.

Hi, welcome to Chilli's
*wanting a small tattoo that has a lot of meaning* "Hi, welcome to Chilli's"

by wowughkms May 1, 2018